Todd ([info]capnap665) wrote,
2006-04-02 06:38:00
  • Mood: amused
I was just watching the news and I saw a story about Puppy Smugglers. It made me laugh...really hard. I couldn't help but invisioning a man with a handlebar mustache and a top-hat taking time out of his normal routine of tying women to railroad tracks to smuggle puppies.

Then I thought about explaining that in prision.

[Inmate 1]: I'm in for murder one, what are you in for?
[Inmate 2]: Smuggling puppies.
[Inmate 1]: No shit? Think you could get me a puppy in here?

Puppy smuggling...best crime ever.

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[info]shade_of_cliche

April 4 2006, 16:51:32 UTC 6 years ago

I just thought it should be pointed out that to smuggle puppies into prison, you would probably have to hide them up your ass. And how awkward would that be?

[info]undrthesheets

April 7 2006, 03:42:44 UTC 6 years ago

this made me laugh. thanks. i needed that.
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